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Generally a smartass and believer in the Twainism that Against the assualt of laughter, nothing can stand. Mission: mock bigotry, narcisism, and ignorance. This is a collection of thoughts on baseball, politics, economics, and occasional other things.

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Friday, August 15, 2014

Make no mistake about what the issue is in Feguson MO




The police are the issue in Ferguson, not Michael Brown, the young man one of them shot.


Michael Brown was not stopped by the police because he was a suspect in a crime.

The police response to the civil unrest following a SHOOTING BY THE POLICE was over the top. Full riot gear, armored vehicles, and dogs for crowd control. This was in the neighborhood where the shooting was, not in the area of Ferguson where there was rioting, and looting mind you. It's curious that when MO Governor Jay Nixon put the State Police in charge of Ferguson, temporarily taking authority from the local police, making them put away the camouflage, riot gear, assault rifles, and armored vehicles, the demonstrations became noticeably less extreme. What is the deal with the Ferguson Police Dept? They shoot a kid (no criminal record), the local community is pissed, so they don full riot gear, gas up he armored vehicles, shoulder assault weapons, and bring out the hammer.

The latest is; Michael Brown was a suspect in a cigar theft. Yes, that's correct a cigar theft - not armed robbery, not larceny, or assault - cigar theft. As if that's a mitigating factor. It's not. It also fogs over the fact that Michael Brown was shot with his hands in the air attempting to surrender. Witnesses confirmed this. If this is "smear the victim" it's pretty weak. The shooting officer confronted the young men for jay walking. It doesn't matter if they were belligerent. There's not a witness who says they were. The police didn't arrest the other young man. If there were a crime, wouldn't they have?

Here's the issue, plain and simply, he was shot by the police with his hands in the air. That's it. There's nothing else relevant. It seems the Ferguson Missouri Police Dept is just really bad at being police.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Robin Williams - icon



In case you haven't heard, and you probably have because this blog is not about breaking news, Robin Williams passed away yesterday at the age of 63. Given the past history of comedians with substance abuse issues, we're lucky he was with us that long.

Too often an artist passes and the word icon is used. The word loses its impact we hear it so much. Robin Williams was an icon. A soul so monumentally talented, not one piece you read will capture it. From his stand up in the 70s to his film work beginning in the 80s his uniqueness was evident. I mean, who else did improvisational bits on stage in the manner of Shakespeare? Like Richard Pryor, he was able to take things inherently unfunny like drug use, bigotry, or as taboo as sexuality and in a near-manic delivery make us see it in a ridiculous context making it both sidesplittingly funny, and poignantly tragic. That was the genius of his stand up.

Like Steve Martin, his filmwork was memorable because he was able to bring the stand up's "just beneath the surface darkness," or "what's he gonna say next" anxiety to any role - comedic or dramatic. It made the characters he portrayed so compelling. Be it Garp, Adrian Cronauer, John Keating, Peter Pan, whomever, they were all so good. Shit, he was even funny in The Best Of Times opposite Kurt Russell. There are too many to list.

I remember watching him on an HBO Young Comedians special. His beret, tight 70s tee shirt, and the way he went from voice to voice, and idea to idea as he migrated from stage to audience - it was so captivating. The Mr Rogers voice as he would delve into drugs, or sex. The thick Shakespearean accent as he would segue way into penis references. I remember Robin Williams: Live At The Met going from Robin Leach's voice to his son Zach's kiddy voice and a "Fuck it." I remember him singing Springsteen's "Fire" in Elmer Fudd voice. It was like watching a master chef just grabbing ingredients and mixing them up without any concern at the moment of the outcome. The drunk asshole voice, the hippy voice, the dumb guy voice - I can hear them all.

I remember his pained expression on "The World According To Garp" when he discovered his wife's infidelity. I remember his hopeful countenance as he counseled troubled genius Will Hunting. The smile he shows as recounting meeting his wife to be and missing Game 6 and "Fisk's homah" without regretting - so human.

Instead of recounting them all, just go to YouTube, and search "Robin Williams." Watch them all. Use the boss's bandwidth. Hell, call your boss over to watch some of them. They're probably bummed too.

Robin Williams, such a human. We're told we're made in the image of The Creator. If that is the case, then creativity is our most divine ability. I'll miss him so much.