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Monday, May 5, 2014

Salute to corporate "nothing speak" (probably part I)

We will appropriately coordinate best of brand action items.

Best practices should be distinctively bench marked in the interest of accuracy.

An expanded array of catalysts for change shall be cultivated 24/7.

Adaptive applications must aggregate continually.

Uniquely efficient leadership skills disseminate seamlessly.

Networks and niche markets objectively impact deliverables.

"Outside the box thinking" and equity invested methodologies quickly leverage existing intermediaries.

Human capital and dynamic growth strategies dynamically enhance cross platform content.

Distinctive expertise harnesses progressively integrated opportunities.

Credibly communicating cross-functional method of empowerment.

Customer directed imperatives, and markets dynamically aggregate globally.

An expanded array of partnerships synergistically fabricate innovation.

Cost effective organic sources intrinsically develop infrastructures.

ROI scenarios dynamically predominate "just in time" scenarios.

Quality vectors evolve continually.

Ubiquitous testing procedures dramatically re-conceptualize supply chains.

Leading edge web services quickly re-invent e-business.

E-services proactively re-purpose maintainable processes.

Frictionless models facilitate efficiently.

Long term, high impact solutions holistically cultivate core communities.

Diverse supply chains formulate globally client-centered markets.

Cross media ideas seamlessly, and uniquely, facilitate services.

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