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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Newt Gingrich - Asspipe of Liberty

Newt Gingrich is an asspipe. Not because he's a Republican, but because he's a arrogant hypocrite.

Just yesterday, January 17th, he called on candidates Rick Santorum, and Rick Perry to drop out. Now, maybe he's jealous that "Rick" is a cooler name than "Newt." And, really it is a cooler name. C'mon, "Newt?" Really? Maybe he thinks that the election should be between dudes with odd first names (Newt, Mitt, and Barack) Whatever the reason, Newt finished behind Rick Santorum in Iowa, and New Hampshire. That's kinda like the Packers insisting that the Giants get out of the way so they can get to the Super Bowl - kinda. Unfortunately, political primaries are not a playoff, and people can stay in the game even though they lost - twice.

In the last debate he was asked by Juan Williams about his statement: “I will go to the NAACP convention, and tell the African-American community why they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps,” and how it could be offensive to black Americans. Newt dodged the question and instead asserted that capitalism is not racist. Never mind that the question had nothing to do with capitalism per se, and more about how accusing black Americans as being satisfied with food stamps might be offensive. Nevermind that 60% of people receiving food stamps are white. Not only did he dodge the question, he then got all douchey on Juan Williams for even asking it.

It's a well established fact that as Newt led the charge on the Clinton impeachment for lying about an affair.............while having an affair on his 2nd wife.....whom he had an affair with while in his 1st marriage.

Newt also received $1.6 million from Freddie Mac, and Fannie Mae, the government sponsored entities well known for their role in the housing market. He was a "historian." As an "historian" Newt was able to praise their business model, and AFTER the financial meltdown, he was able to say he warned them about its problems. Of course that means he is brilliant, and a corrupt douche.

Well done Newton Leroy Gingrich - Asspipe of Liberty

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