National championship of big time college football is at stake tonight. There are many things wrong with Division 1 NCAA football in general, and with the BCS in particular, but that's for another time.
My problem is the teams in the game. Can't really stand either one of them. Perennial powers for sure, but ...... meh .... who cares?
When any team does well there are always bandwagon jumpers. It is what it is, but when it comes to 'Bama, and the Irish it's a whole new level. This game is like "America's college team" against "America's other college team." It's like the Roger Staubach era Dallas Cowboys are playing the Troy Aikman era Dallas Cowboys. And I know this is "hating." I'll own that.
Every fucking Crimson Tide fan has crawled out of the woodwork with the "Roll Tide" and "Bear Bryant" and Joe Namath bullshit. Crimson Tide is a dumbass team nickname. It's even stupider than the Oregon Ducks. Bear Bryant has been a rotting corpse feeding worms, while Joe Pa passed his record while protecting a pedophile to do so, and Joe Namath was the drunk ass slobbering all over Suzy Kolber. Suck on that Bama fans.
Irish fans are even worse. They're almost as bad as Minnesota Viking fans. The only difference is that at least ND has won something since - forever. Knute Rockne coached forever ago. Joe Montana is doing fucking Skechers commercials - SKECHERS!!!! Lou Holtz talk like he's wearing Rick Mirer's old mouthpiece, and your mascot is a faggoty little dude who runs away from kids so he doesn't have to share his breakfast cereal. Suck it Irish.
Hope this doesn't offend anyone too much, but if you're a fan of either of these teams without any affiliation (family, friend, or you are alums) you're a front running bandwagon jumper. I hope the game is high scoring, and a tie till the end when it's decided by a bad call. That way if you're team won - suck it - it's only because of a bad call they won, and if you're team is on the losing end. Too bad. Shouldn't root for a loser.
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